Caffeine Concoctions & the Coffeeshop Experience
In this frantic whirlwind of modern life, where coffee is slung out of drive through windows like cheap fried food, there’s a joint in Chattanooga that’ll jolt your soul awake. ATMOSPHERE, a divergent take on a coffeeshop, ain’t just serving caffeinated brews, it’s a wild ride through flavor and vibe. ...
What’s the Word? A Journey into the Secret World of a Speakeasy
Slip through the shadows and whisper the secret words, for speakeasies are where the night turns electric. From their outlaw roots to their modern, mind-bending rebirth, these hidden dens are more than bars; they’re a wild ride into the unknown. Here’s everything you need to know about speakeasys, from their...
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: A Declaration of Our Independence
We find ourselves in the sweltering heat of another July. As the nation prepares to stuff its face with charred meat and blow shit up in the name of freedom, it’s high time we addressed the elephant in the room, or rather, the blundering mammoth tap-dancing across our collective consciousness....
The Cosmic Art of Rolling Blunts
As I sit in the cockpit of my beat-up starship, hurtling through the void at speeds that would make your Earth-bound mind implode, I can’t help but reflect on the universal constants that bind us all together in this vast, pulsating universe. And let me tell you, you savages, there’s...
The 10 Rules of Cannabis Etiquette
In this godforsaken era of legalized reefer madness, any slack-jawed yokel can waltz into a dispensary and emerge with enough THC to sedate a herd of wildebeest. Gone are the days of paranoid teens huddled in basements, giggling maniacally at “Reefer Madness” while passing around a joint rolled with Bible...
Shattering the Myth of the Lazy Stoner
The “lazy stoner” trope, sprawled on a sagging couch, drowning in Cheeto dust, eyes glazed like a dead fish, deserves a swift kick to the curb. Cannabis, that sweet, pungent herb, isn’t swaying anyone into lethargy. No, sir, it’s a wild, cosmic fuel for the exercise freaks, the sweat-drenched maniacs...
The Entourage Effect: A Molecular Jam Band of Terpenes, Flavonoids & Skunky Sidekicks
Alright, you gravity-bong warriors and vape-pen prophets; spark up and strap in, because it’s time to burn down one of the biggest myths in weed lore. For years, cannabis culture has clung to the gospel of THC and CBD like stoners to a couch during a Planet Earth marathon. But...
Nature’s High in the Great Outdoors
Let’s face it, folks: summer in America is a goddamn nightmare. The cities turn into concrete ovens, teeming with sweaty, miserable bastards who’d sell their own mother for a blast of air conditioning. It’s enough to make any sane person flee to the great outdoors, seeking refuge in the last...
The Concentrate Chronicles of Dab Tech
In the beginning, there was hash. Simple, hand-rubbed, and potent enough to knock the sandals off a Nepalese holy man. But this is America, and if there’s one thing we do well, it’s turning simple pleasures into unholy monstrosities of chrome and silicon, fueled by the twin demons of capitalism...
The Dank Truth About CBD: Nature’s Chill Pill for a Crazy World
You want the skinny on this CBD craze? Well buckle up and brace yourselves, because we’re going on one twisted voyage into the heart of cannabis country. They call it cannabidiol, but around these parts we just call it by its street name – CBD. This little botanical bombshell comes...
Summer Madness: Dancing, Debauchery, and Delirium on the Festival Circuit
Alright you tribe of freaks, let’s take a walk on the wild side, because the madhouse carnival known as festival season is upon us once again. That’s right, the sticky summer reunion of the chemically-enriched masses, where inhibitions are shucked like last year’s kandi bracelets and MDMA flows like manna...
Science Reveals Proof of the Munchies
Alright, let’s talk about this “munchies” phenomenon you filthy little potheads are so familiar with. For years, you baked Bettys have been stuffing your faces after getting ripped, blaming it on some spooky “craving” that science supposedly couldn’t explain. Well, the squares in lab coats out in Washington finally caught...